We got this new machine at the shoe store that scans your feet and tells you what shoes you should buy. That used to be my job. Now I just stand there holding an iPad. The robots aren’t even that impressive yet and they’re already pushing us out. Not a great feeling. I wouldn’t even call this thing a robot. It’s like, pre-robot. When FedEx dropped it off, I knew this was the machine we’d been waiting for. The Volumental FitTech Platform.
Haha, sky net is rising! Did you know that the only job the robots have 100% replaced thus far is “elevator operator.”